just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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