summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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