Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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