Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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