Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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