is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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