He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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