I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I need water and some morals
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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