i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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