We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
