:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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