Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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