That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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