Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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