His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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