all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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