sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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