You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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