i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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