Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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