So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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