but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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