By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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