On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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