do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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