Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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