I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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