The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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