you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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