420 ftw
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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