his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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