have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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