who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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