his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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