Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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