I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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