Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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