I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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