I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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