I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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