Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
