Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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