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? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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