is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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