Its about making memories worth repressing
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
