Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
