Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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