i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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