windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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