it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
