when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Randomize
