we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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