Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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