they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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